Cloud Nine Seeker Pillows

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Flight nap

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

An awkward fear of heights...

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"