Cloud Nine Dreamer Pillows

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

'Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?'

"Well, you must have been a VERY good girl."

OHMIGOD!

Whack A Soul.

'Now that is a good cup of coffee.'

'And the heavenly thing about this place is you don't have to think about health insurance,'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

God not too happy about finding his Angels playing Quoits with their Halos.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Prince in the Afterlife

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"I still hate you."

An awkward fear of heights...

Home is where the Harp is.

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"So big data in the cloud really exists!"

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Cherub string quartets

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'There he goes, always with his head in The Cloud.'