Cloud Nine Dreamers Pillows

Flight nap

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

OHMIGOD!

"You're right, sweetie, that one does look like popcorn. A huge piece of ... run!!"

Angel Fishing

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.