Cloud Nine Dreamers Prints

Flight nap

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I still hate you."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

Prince in the Afterlife

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Heavenly Take Out

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

OHMIGOD!

Angel Fishing

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

Home is where the Harp is.

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"You're right, sweetie, that one does look like popcorn. A huge piece of ... run!!"

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'