Cloud Nine Enthusiast Prints

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Well, that routine physical didn

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Heavenly Take Out

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

"I still hate you."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Flight nap

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Home is where the Harp is.

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."