Cloud Nine Enthusiast Prints

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Flight nap

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

An awkward fear of heights...

Everest Sign in Heaven

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

'I save these for casual Fridays.'