Cloud Nine Connoisseur Prints

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Heavenly Take Out

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"When this front of mindless blather collides with that unstable system of yammering twaddle, it will produce a storm of mind-numbing drivel, accompanied by gusts of hot air and scattered showers of nonsensical gibberish."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

The Sequels

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

Catching an angel...

'I save these for casual Fridays.'