Cloud Nine Connoisseur Gifts

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

The Sequels

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Catching an angel...

'I save these for casual Fridays.'