Cloud Connoisseur Gifts

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

Catching an angel...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"We evolved from asteroids"

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Cloud Computing.

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Postcards from Heaven...

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.