Cloud Connoisseur Gifts

"When this front of mindless blather collides with that unstable system of yammering twaddle, it will produce a storm of mind-numbing drivel, accompanied by gusts of hot air and scattered showers of nonsensical gibberish."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

Catching an angel...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Cloud Computing.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

Postcards from Heaven...

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'