Cloud Aficionado Gifts

'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'

'So everything's in the cloud now? Your papers, homework, presentations? What about that textbook you have?'

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

Cloud Computing

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Look man, no wings!'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Postcards from Heaven...

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'