Digital Connoisseur Gifts

'She's having withdrawal symptoms. Her cellphone's in repair.'

Apple TV+

'So how do you like the cell phone?' - 'Great, you sound as if you're right next door.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"It's called 'Sold'."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Go on! Pick a card.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Who's the artist?"

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."