Digital Connoisseur Pillows

'She's having withdrawal symptoms. Her cellphone's in repair.'

Apple TV+

'So how do you like the cell phone?' - 'Great, you sound as if you're right next door.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Graduates on their phones

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Go on! Pick a card.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."