Cloud Nine Visitor Gifts

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"We're engaged!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Well, that routine physical didn

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'