Cloud Nine Resident Gifts

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

Well, that routine physical didn

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

"We're engaged!"

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

'Isn't it heaven to always be right...'