Cloud Nine Lover Gifts

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Damn defibrillators.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Prince in the Afterlife

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Home is where the Harp is.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

An awkward fear of heights...

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

I know, I was expecting something different too...