Dreamers On Cloud Nine Pillows

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Whack A Soul.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Gods has caged angel as pet.