Dreamers On Cloud Nine Pillows

"I think the pain meds are kicking in Mr. Wiggles."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

The toothfairy

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Whack A Soul.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

"I still hate you."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

Prince in the Afterlife