Sky-high Dreamers Pillows

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

My Hero

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Multiple Migs

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'Boy, did I have a scary dream!'