Sky Dreamers Pillows

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love the Shard

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Pole Star

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Airliner

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Astronaut

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.