Flight Dreamers Pillows

Wings?! Don't jump the gun --- Let's get used to being bipedal first!

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Yakety-Yak

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

New around here?

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'Yes! How does if feel to be giving birth to a future kicker in professional football?'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"They also mocked Galileo..."

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

"Mission control, we have a problem."

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!