Flight Dreamers Gifts

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Yakety-Yak

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

New around here?

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"They also mocked Galileo..."

"I wonder if there will be unintelligent life on Earth?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"Mission control, we have a problem."

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

A return to Mars.