Aviation Dreamer Gifts

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"So what attracted you to us?"

Flight Simulator / a Penguin using a flight simulator to experience flying.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

'You want to learn how to fly?'

A Matter of Time

Silhouettes

Pirate walking the plank with wings.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Shoot For The Moon

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

UFO Shelter

Pole Star

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Disney will flip!"

Whale Romance

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"