Drone Dreamers Pillows

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Home Sweet Home

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

You have reached the end of your brain...

"FREEDOM!!!"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Caveman on the brink of technology.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

Spell-Check Bee

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."