Aerial Dreamer Pillows

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Boy pilot.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Cosmonaut

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Moon: Made in China

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

UFO Shelter

A Space Walk

Airliner

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"You're hired!"

Pole Star

Tourist

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."