Aerial Dreamer T-Shirts

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'I'm just saying that if God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us brains capable of creating some sort of flying machine.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Cosmonaut

Boy pilot.

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

The Big Tipper

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Airliner

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

UFO Shelter

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Pole Star

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Tourist

"You're hired!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.