Airborne Dreamer T-Shirts

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You're hired!"

"I can't believe Asimov hasn't been cancelled yet. Imagine thinking he can write about our experience!"

Flights and Coronavirus

Whale Romance

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'These computers are starting to really creep me out.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

My First Boat

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

INSPIRATION POINT - How the parachute was invented

Set Sail

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'