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"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Whale Romance

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

A drone laying an egg

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Heavenly Ships

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

'Drone Santa.'

Giraffe of tomorrow

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

Drone check

"Itchy trigger finger! Is that it?"

CLIPPINGS - Space Race

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

Cart.

"I thought it was a sleeping compartment."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"