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'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

The Art Student.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"One year closer to college!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Whale Romance

I'm color blind, please help.

Saguaro Cacti.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

My First Boat

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"We GOTTA GO to Disney World this summer! It's already in my rough draft of 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation'!"

Picasso's learning years.

Beached Whales

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Heavenly Ships

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"