Caravan Dreamer T-Shirts

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"One year closer to college!"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

My First Boat

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Failed mobile home designs

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Heavenly Ships

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

Living in a snow globe.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

Portable Homes

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'