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"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

Woman sees a sign on door of Ace Travel Agency - 'Investment theme' cruise cancelled due to bankruptcy.

"What about a cruise next time?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"Happy Birthday!"

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Whale Romance

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Ever Given

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Saguaro Cacti.

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

My First Boat

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Pavlov's Dream

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"My mind is still on vacation."

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Pavlov's Dream.