Spaceship Dreamer T-Shirts

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Now we look like them they'll never know we've landed!'

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Occu-Pie Mars

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'But what is the universe for?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Save Our Universe

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cosmonaut

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

UFO Shelter

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Pole Star

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Happy Birthday!"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Alien attack in the 1950s