Starship Dreamer T-Shirts

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

CLIPPINGS - Space Race

Occu-Pie Mars

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'But what is the universe for?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Save Our Universe

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Cosmonaut

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

The Big Tipper

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Shoot For The Moon

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Happy Birthday!"

Pole Star

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

UFO Shelter

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Astronaut

Whale Romance