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Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Boy pilot.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A man looks up at the earth

Cosmonaut

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"