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Astronauts arrive on a strange planet and discover a parking metre.

Meanwhile on Earth - Inhabitants Are Doing Everything Humanly Possible.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'But what is the universe for?'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You must be this tall.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A man looks up at the earth

Boy pilot.