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"This is bad."

'Another one uninhabited. That's three down and several hundred billion to go.'

An Earth Mover.

The Big Tipper

"They've found a moon going round a planet going round a star which is a sun eight thousand light years away in our galaxy the Milky Way which has billions of stars, many with planets with moons going round, and there are billions of stars, many with planets with moons going round, and there are billions of galaxies. . . ."

End of Space Program

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

Beloved husband, father and civic leader, but obviously not loved enough to have my ashes shot into space, as I specifically requested.

Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova

God's my space

Cosmonaut

"What do you mean, you're not coming back?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Whoa! I better get home and check the mail!'

"Who do we talk to about buying your planet?"

Computer in space.

'We're either being invaded by giant aliens, or there's another moth on the lens.'

'So...they've come for me at last.'

Man looks out of window at the earth.

Real Madrid to buy every player in the world.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Uh, no, Larry, I haven't seen your contact lens.

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

"Okay sure, you just discovered us and your capsule didn't explode."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)