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'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Pavlov's Dream.

Pavlov's Dream

"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Out of order tightrope.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

'My parents just don't understand me dude: I'm seriously considering running away from home to join the circus...'

'I should have listened to my parents and not run away to join the circus...'

'Do you ever feel like swimming away and joining the circus?'

'I'm going to fly away and join the circus.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"No it's true, I ran away from home to join the circus: They had a magic act..."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

The Art Student.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'But what is the universe for?'

"One year closer to college!"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Push for Disco...

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'