Circus Dreamers T-Shirts

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"One year closer to college!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"You've been served."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Budgetmageddon

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'I call it cubicilism'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'We like to make full use of the space.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."