Circus Dreamers Mugs

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

'I'm a talent-scout for a famous circus: Have you ever thought of joining the circus?'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"One year closer to college!"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"You've been served."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I call it cubicilism'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

VEGETATE.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Pavlov's Dream

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

"Cloud work next 3 miles."