Carnival Dreamer Mugs

"Been lookin' for love in all the wrong carnivals."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Try me/try me/try me...

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Rainbow Quartet

Summertime

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'