Cowboy Dreamers T-Shirts

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Young Gums

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cow duel.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Jasper's Limo Service.

John Woodvine

Cowboy

The modern sheriff.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'