Cowboy Dreamers T-Shirts

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

The Runaway Horse

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The Not So Wild West

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Cow duel.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The modern sheriff.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Jasper's Limo Service.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'