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'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

(Camel paintings)

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.