Wild West Dreamer T-Shirts

Cowboy philosophy.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Building a home where the buffalo roam wasn't one of your better ideas!"

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

New Guy.

Grow up, Slim.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

'When I was young I wanted to be a cowboy in a rattlesnake roundup. Fortuately, roundups are now banned here.'

Hitching.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Slug cowboys

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Tourists in Egypt

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A Tumble Cow

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer