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He was notoriously quick on the draw

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Artists of the wild west.

How to draw a martian!

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

High School Schedule

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

The Not So Wild West

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Let's scoot."

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Tonto Casino.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Nannies Of The Old West