Wall Doodler T-Shirts

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Before Instagram

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

Cartooning

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

The Cartoon Reaper.

'It actually works pretty good just about anywhere.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

He was notoriously quick on the draw

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

I drew these in a cave so they won't be in the public domain.

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'