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'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Cartooning

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Math is more art than science.'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'I'm just drawing up business.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'