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'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Before Instagram

Dot to dot cave art.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

'You're supposed to draw something.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Actually, investing can be very relaxing. Ever try to stay awake reading a prospectus?"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

'According to my computer this is going to be expensive.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'I'm just drawing up business.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

Foresight and Hindsight desk trays.

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"