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'Math is more art than science.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

List making as therapy.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Cartooning

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Space: A Venn Diagram

'I'm just drawing up business.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

North Light Tanning Bed.

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'