Number Doodler Gifts

'Math is more art than science.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Dot to dot cave art.

List making as therapy.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

Baby Mobile

And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

Space: A Venn Diagram

'I'm just drawing up business.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

"Give them a while to settle in."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

North Light Tanning Bed.

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"