Data Doodler Gifts

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We only got six days of funding."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

Children's imagination

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

BLESS YOU

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

List making as therapy.

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Economics as Rocket Science

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

"Imagine if we knew what the hell we were doing!"

Cartooning

Why god isn't listening...

Baby Mobile

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'Cut it out!'

'Math is more art than science.'

"Don't be discouraged. Do it over, monitor the results...write your paper."

What the numbers are telling us

The Cartoon Reaper.