Desktop Doodler Gifts

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Dot to dot cave art.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'Why can't you have inner demons like everyone else?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

Space: A Venn Diagram

'I'm just drawing up business.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Give them a while to settle in."

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."