Desk Doodler Gifts

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

High School Schedule

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Clock watcher

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Writer's irony.

Dot to dot cave art.

Desk Request

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Summer at his desk.