Business Doodler Gifts

'I'm just drawing up business.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

High School Schedule

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Dot to dot cave art.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Cartooning

'Math is more art than science.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

Space: A Venn Diagram

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

North Light Tanning Bed.

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

2+2=CAT, 'Now, Jeffrey - stay on message.'

"Great meeting! We agreed on sales projections and I doodled this great caricature of the boss!"