Business Doodler Pillows

'I'm just drawing up business.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

High School Schedule

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Dot to dot cave art.

'All I'm saying is that Rembrant must have had a rotten childhood.'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

Cartooning

Baby Mobile

'Math is more art than science.'

'You don't see many of those drawings made with one continuous line much anymore.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

The Cartoon Reaper.

Space: A Venn Diagram

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Man pokes his touchscreen and hurts it.

'Marge! Do I have a will?'

"Hold on - I'll see if I have a pill for that."

From Long's Interpretive Guide To Common Workplace Doodles

'I was just about all set to have my one man art show when I got tossed in the slammer.'

North Light Tanning Bed.

"Wait! We'll solve this another way. Get out your phone's calculator!"

'Cartoonist thinking'